Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Quotes
We're gonna go to the hotel where they put up the guest stars on Lost.
Burt
Carol: We wanted the two of you to be the first to know.
Burt: Yeah, after the kids in that home room.
I suggest selling yourself on Craigslist under the heading of 'Men seeking Men with butt chins.'
Sue [to Will]
You make the underflaps of my breasts burn, like when I used to rub them with poison sumac.
Sue
Will: When I'm sick there's only one thing that makes me feel good.
Artie: Gin and juice...
Practice your bipolar rants. See, history can be fun!
Holly
Mr. Schu taught me the second half of the alphabet. I stopped after M and N. I thought they sounded too similar and got frustrated.
Brittany
Holly: I'm Holly Holliday.
Terri: Are you a porn star or a drag queen?
Rest assured that I, and my attorney Gloria Allred, will be pressing charges.
Sue
Why don't you go home, rest, die? It doesn't matter. Because as my first official act as principal, you are fired.
Sue
There's no reason for you to be here... really, there's no reason for you to be here.
Sue
Holly: You're like a total drag. Has anyone ever told you that?
Puck: I have.
