Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from Metallica.

Dorota

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.

This isn't so bad, is it?

Rufus

[to V] Two words for you. Role play.

Nate

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.

Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.

As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.

Rufus

[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?

Blair
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