[to Nate] Say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a good day.

Chuck

[to Nate] I guess you know why I don't talk to you about things!

Serena

If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.

Eric

[to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.

Serena

Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.

Nate

[to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.

Chuck

No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.

Blair

I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.

Jenny

Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.

Blair

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?

All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

Gossip Girl

Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"