First of all, S., you didn't go to school this year and you haven't had a real job in months, so life is kind of like summer for you.

Blair

Blair loves the Empire State Building. Even though she doesn't want to, and she should just admit it and make all our lives easier.

Dorota

In this family feud, that's Van der Woodsons 1, Humphreys 0.

Like every great general, I have contingency plans.

Blair

What are you doing here, no pills to steal in Brooklyn?

Serena

What brings you and your mid-level entourage?

Chuck

The two of you here together? Please tell me there's an explanation other than the Apocalypse.

Blair

Nate: Rufus is a good guy.
Serena: They all are. Until they're not anymore.

Blair: Is this about Lily?
Serena: I think Rufus cheated on her.
Blair: I didn't even know they had groupies that old.

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