Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 21: "Ex-Husbands and Wives"

William: I'm not going to try to take advantage of the situation to get back with your mother.
Serena: Well, you have been there throughout her entire sickness.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Serena: Tibet sounds pretty good right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: [to Nate] Say hello to Blair for me. I hope she has a good day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Nate] I guess you know why I don't talk to you about things!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Jenny] I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nate: Last year, Georgina pretended to be this rich Canadian to get Poppy, but things got all messed up when she turned her back on Jesus.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Cameron] We don't expect you to keep up, it's beyond basic rugby strategy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: No way would another Upper East Sider schtup Rufus ... My stepfather is Jewish.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: I don't see what we need Blair for, I mean, don't you read Gossip Girl? Extortion's what I do. All day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Is there anything I can do? Dorota's family has Polish mob connections.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I mean, who starts a courtship during the day, anyway?
Serena: Humans who venture out in light and aren't named Bass?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: All I can say is this guy has some big Dior loafers to fill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Dan doesn't usually participate.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: I'm just trying to protect my mom.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Who are you? House? I'm sure Dr. Van der Woodson knows what he's doing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I always have a plan C.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I need you to tell me the truth.
William: Come with me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: Really? That's it?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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