Favorite Greek Quotes
Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.
Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.
Rusty
Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!
Ashleigh
Calvin: What would you say if I told you I knew of a way for you to make a whole lot of money for one night's work?
Evan: I'd say you want to harvest my organs.
Calvin: No, Gentleman's Choice needs a little extra help tonight.
Evan: Oh, you want to harvest THAT organ.
Quit being my hero and start being my friend.
Rusty
Grant: So what's the verdict on the cruise?
Calvin: I'm sorry, I just I don't want to spend Spring Break with a bunch of single gay strangers.
Grant: So you'd rather spend it with thousands of drunk homophobic straight dudes and girls with low self-esteem in wet T-shirts?
No expectations? Are you two crazy? She's had 21 years to build up her expectations! And she's not some normal girl who only learns about sex from teen vampire movies. We're talking about Katherine. You're competing with Robert Pattinson AND Lady Chaterlee's Lover.
Casey
Ashleigh: Rebecca, you want to compete?
Rebecca: Why wouldn't I?
Casey: Well, given the whole Beaver thing...
Rebecca: Hey, it didn't hurt Vanessa Williams' career.
Casey: No, not, not that...
What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry.
Laura
This is your fault! You're like weed, you're my gateway Rusty Cartwright.
Dale
