Real men study for their grades.

Dale

Rebecca is the world's weirdest Dale defender, but I still believe her.

Rusty

I hate being the underdog.

Rebecca

Frannie, I haven't seen you since you tried to get me expelled. Didn't work though, I graduated. Yay.

Ashleigh

The purpose of the house is to build guys up.

Evan

You are Lex Luthor.

Rusty

I just want you to know I miss you.

Frannie

The amazing Spideyman doesn't look too amazed.

Cappie

(To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.

Katherine

Rusty: Beaver, will you be my lavaliere bearer?
Beaver: What's a lavaliere bear, dude?
Rusty: Bearer - you just hold onto the lavaliere until I'm ready to give it to her.
Beaver: In a bear costume?

Evan: You know, I almost punched a guy in there because he asked for more gravy?
Cappie: That sounds like a worthy fight to me!

KT's a sinking ship, it's inevitable.

Evan

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale