Heath's a stripper? Hot.

Rebecca

What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?

Cappie

You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.

Heather

Spidey and Spitter, that's fun to say.

Cappie

I just have to figure out the whole paying rent to a landlord thing.

Ashleigh

I'm so glad to have my happy go lucky Spitter back.

Cappie

You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.

Beaver

I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.

Catherine

Evan is Lord of the Douche.

Cappie
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