Why don't you clean it up with your mop like hair?

Dale

Who is Walter?

Rusty

Don't forget your flat iron. You can't have a serious job search with frizzy hair.

Casey

Like Whitney Houston, I believe the children are the future.

Catherine

It's like going to the mall with Justin Bieber.

Calvin

I'm a little distracted this morning. See, I have taken a lover.

Catherine

What's with the eyewear, Snookie?

Calvin

Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.

Pledge Spidey

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie
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