Happy Endings Quotes
Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.
Max
My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.
Brad
I'd storm out right now if my love for funeral food wasn't greater than my hatred for two selfish jerks.
Max
When did we all turn against Mayer?
Dave
I plan on wining, dining and 79ing him. And yes if you're wondering that is 10 better!
Max
What would Kerry Washington do in Scandal? Demand to see the President and then almost make out with him.
Penny
He said I broke the glass ceiling. That's right, I'll climb that corporate ladder in a skirt and I don't care who looks up it because I keep my yard tidy!
Penny
Wow, that's what 275 pounds of lonely looks like.
Dave
Max: It's a direct quote from my original screenplay "Heat 2: It's getting hot up in here."
I don't know why I'm surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape because you didn't want it to become a raisin.
Jane
Hey guys! You all remember my super racist parrot Tyler.
Alex
I took control of my destiny. I changed my birthday. I am Queens Boulevard.
Jane
