Happy Endings

Happy Endings Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 14: "In the Heat of Noche"

Max: How did we not know power was amazing? Kanye wrote a song about it. Emily and Merrill Boothe named their son after it.
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Max: I feel fresher than a Daisy...Fuentes...joke and nobody's burned her in awhile.
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Jane: You use your special skill to save the gym!
Brad: Wait how am supposed to give fourteen consecutive orgasms to a brick building.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Dave's been playing a lot of guitar lately. Some would say too much. I would say too much.
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Penny: You smellin what I'm passin?
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Penny: Okay you're watching way too much stock photo in gay porn.
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Jane: Hey Max think I could bum some cereal? Haven't had a carb in four years, feeling nostalgic.
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Dave: Business has been slower than a WBNA fastbreak.
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Season 3 Episode 13: "Our Best Friend's Wedding"

Alex: Well you know what they say, it's not a good gang hang until someone takes a major shot to the face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: You lightly bite one security guard and they act like you're a criminal!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: Elton John would just eat these balls up.
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Alex: You always said you looked great in a one piece.
Dave: I just don't understand why they're not acceptable to men anymore.
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Penny: You lied to him?
Jane: Ok I did not know he was going to come in like he just shot the sheriff.
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Max [to Brad]: C'mon boo, it's not like you never thought about it Harvey Chocolate Milk.
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Max: Wait is this gonna be a classic group gang hang?
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Dave: I think our wedding was pretty spectacular.
Brad: Yeah the only thing missing was a bride that stayed for the duration of the reception.
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Max: I can't believe anyone voluntarily decided to marry Penny. I mean she's a disaster of a human woman, am I right?
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Alex: I get the P shaped sandwiches for Penny and Pete, but what is with the lower case b's?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 12: "The Marry Prankster"

Penny: Aww you're my little (and this is a working nickname) my sweet hunk of pete meat.
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Dave: Pete you son of a bitch, you're as innocent as you are stunning.
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