Hawaii Five-0
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Steve: Sometimes when you speak, when your mouth opens and you speak, all I hear is "wa-wa-wa-wa." It's like I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon only you're Linus, with better hair.
Danny: Why do I got to be Linus?
You want to stay alive, give us the name. Great quote by Grover.
There is a direct correlation with how far you walk to a crime scene, and how bad that crime scene is going to be.
Danny
It’s filthy, good grief; he must have killed the maid too.
Grover
Chin: What kind of thieves takes blood? Jerry: Vampires.
You lied to your mother, who is in fact a liar herself.
Danny
I’m going to take that plastic sword and turn you into a Roman popsicle, OK.
Danny
First of all, I'm not cutting off none of my digits for some weekend booty.
Grover
Steve: Is he the type to exaggerate a story.
Lynn: Oh I don't know, he did say he caught a thousand pound yellow fin tuna once.
Lynn: Are you asking me on a second date?
Steve: We'll go for coffee, how about that.
She is an excellent shot. She can hit a pimple on an elephants ass from a hundred yards away.
Grover
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.