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Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.

Danny Williams: You hear that?
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, Danny. I hear it. I've got ears.

Eric: Dude, why do you have so much ranch dressing?
Bullwinkle: Uh, because it's DELICIOUS?

Eric: I'll wait out here.
Danny Williams: It's college, it's not a virus--you can't catch it.

Eric: What am I supposed to do in there?
Danny Williams: Why don't you go meditate on the poor life decisions you've made?

Check these lapels, huh? Tony Montana style!

Sang Min

Kamekona: You all can redeem your tickets as soon as I get my pilot license
Kono: Wait, wait wait? You bought a helicopter and you don't have your license yet?
Kamekona: Technicality sister.

Steve: The kid's a smartass.
Catherine: Takes one to know one.

Steve: Sitting on the couch with a pizza watching Miracle on 34th Street is not a plan.
Danny: Christmas with the McGarrett's is something you can miss.
Steve: That's right.
Danny: I'm just curious, what do you do? Give out subscriptions to Guns and Ammo, grenades as stocking stuffers?

Steve: I like this kid.
Catherine: Of course you do, he's you at 13.

Danny: But being a law enforcement office, I do know a thing or two about tax evasion. So what say make it an even 170 and forget the whole dropping the price for cash conversion ever happened?
Fast Freddie: Deal.

Kamekona: Because the seller is a white guy and you both speak the same language.
Danny: You mean English?
Kamekona : Yeah.

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