Hawaii Five-0

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The only thing worse than losing your daughter is losing her twice.

Amanda's Dad

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.

Ray Beckett: I want to see a warrant.
Danny Williams: Shut up.

Sinead O'Connor called, she wants her hairstyle back.

Danny Williams

Savannah Walker: Commander McGarrett, is he gonna make it?
Steve McGarrett: I don't care.

Savannah Walker: Hold on--for your information, I have a journalism degree from Northwestern.
Steve McGarrett: Your professors must be very proud.
Savannah Walker (to camera-man): Let's erase that.

Chin Ho Kelly: That was Wo Fat. Wo Fat is a ruthless son of a bitch. W-can I say that on TV?
Savannah Walker: You already did.

Savannah Walker: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Kono Kalakaua: Xbox.

Chin Ho Kelly: Better call your insurance agent from the car.
Kono Kalakaua: Tell him you want full coverage.
Savannah Walker: You're kidding, right? They're kidding, right?

Savannah Walker: If you weren't a cop, what would you be?
Chin Ho Kelly: Jazz trumpet.
Savannah Walker: Really? Like Miles Davis?
Chin Ho Kelly: Well, there's only one Miles Davis. Maybe that's why I became a cop.

What's the world coming to when your first love survives missiles, gunfire, rocket-propelled grenades, and gets taken out by a bunch of funky birds?

Frank Bama

Catherine Rollins: Now that we've got that taken care of, how do you plan on doing this? Because all I've got is a pack of gum, some Dramamine, and a wry smile.
Steve McGarrett: I'm working on it.

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