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The fact is idiots, with guns, kill people.

Danny Williams

Steve McGarrett: You were worried about me?
Danny Williams: Worried? I was worried about my car.

Danny Williams: I had a pretty good life in New Jersey. And then, I came here. And it wasn't exactly a fit. The sun, the sand...I mean, I can't even get a decent slice of pizza.
Judge: Get to your point, Detective Williams.
Danny Williams: Okay, I hate this place. I apologize, but I do. But I was willing to put up with it because this is where my daughter is. And now her mother wants to move again. And I can't go through with that. Not to Vegas, not anywhere. Because this is my home. This is our home.

Danny Williams: I thought nobody wore a tie in Hawaii.
Steve McGarrett: No, they don't, but it's a special day, so I thought I'd wear one. Plus, I'm wearing my dress blues. They'll make me walk the plank if I don't wear a tie with my dress blues.
Danny Williams: Why do they call 'em blues if they're black?
Steve McGarrett: I know they're black! I never...I dunno.

Amy Davidson: You don't get it, this is complicated.
Steve McGarrett: Then speak slowly.

You delivered her to the congressman like a pizza.

Danny Williams

Josh the Congressional Aide: And as far as murder goes-
Danny Williams: Let me guess...he's completely against it?

Steve McGarrett: What's the congressman's position on dead hookers found in his bed?
Danny Williams: STRANGLED dead hookers?

Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.

Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]
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