You are gonna spend the night in a cell, and I am gonna spend the night on a plane back to Chicago. And I am gonna talk to Leanne in person, and then I am gonna search your house, and I am gonna search your car, and I am gonna search your locker and I am gonna talk to your friends. I am gonna talk to your neighbors. I am gonna talk to your pastor. I am gonna talk to everybody you know down to the guy that shines your shoes. And anything you think I can do to help you Clay, any favor I can call in, any length that I can go to, any power or influence I might have I am gonna use all of that to lock your ass up. Smoke on that.

Grover

Chin: You know Lou, a lot of guys on my old squad believed IA when they said I was a dirty cop. When I asked them why they said it was just something they could feel. They went with their instinct and turned their back on my, but they were wrong.
Grover: I am not wrong.

Grover: Can I get a strawberry daiquiri?
Steve: Did you say strawberry daiquiri?
Grover: I am comfortable in my manhood brother.
Steve: Oh yes you are. Deep dish pizzas, strawberry daiquiris. You like the finer things in life.

Chin: If I remember correctly your rendition of 'Love me' brought the house down. Look, the suit still fits.
Jerry: Oh no, this is like my sixth one, but I am just here as a spectator today.

The king is dead. Again. Come on man somebody had to say it.

Grover

Steve: I am sorry did you just say you just flew 10 hours straight with a bunch of pizzas in your suite case? Is that what you said?
Grover: You're damn right. And today is your lucky day. Because of this unexpected, pleasant little pick me up at the airport I will cut you in on a slice.

Wow this guy has got it all. Ruffles, stage presence and the most important quality when it comes to impersonating Elvis. Swagger.

Jerry

Normally, when I get someone else's pants I don't go on a violent killing spree to get them back.

Grover

Steve: Every day you and I see people at their worst so it is natural to be suspicious. But I gotta tell ya, there is nothing here that points to anything other than an accident as far as I can see.
Grover: And what about a cops intuition. Huh? What about that?
Steve: Well, I absolutely believe in that. But I also know that really bad things happen sometimes for no reason at all.

Nothing takes your mind of your stomach like an autopsy.

Mindy

Odell: I think we are done talking about this.
Steve: What are you talking about I told you about my mother.
Odell: You didn't tell me anything about your mother.
Steve: Okay, well she aided and abetted a man that was trying to kill me for years and then she went into hiding so I couldn't call it on her.

When you look around us, it can can be really beautiful.

Jerry

Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

So he was shot, burned, and hit by a car? Wow, this guy's having a great day.

Kono

Chin: You look like you just saw a ghost.
Steve: Rough commute.