Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 1 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 18: "Loa Aloha"

Matt: What's with the third degree, Magnum? Are you looking to poach my client?
Danno: Yeah, I'm trying to poach your client. I'm checking in on my little brother's career; that alright?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danno: You ready to see your Uncle Mattie, or what? He's what?
Grace: The coolest ever.
Danno: You know a less secure father might take that personally. I always considered myself the coolest ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 17: "Powa Maka Moana"

Steve: Ok, uh, what about this ransom?
Danny: Twenty million dollars. Yeah, each of the parents received a call on their cell phone, same exact call. And unlike having lunch with you, they don’t care how the check is split, they just want the money
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Danno: So, you pirates have a piratey code of silence?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danno: Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 16: "E Malama"

Chin: You know there might be a few other things I can teach ya, but I think you have the whole ass kicking thing down.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

McGarrett: You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, 'I'm gonna hit somebody.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin: Some guys, they're just born without a fear gene.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

McGarrett: If the witness comes back this way you get her straight to the courthouse. If the shooters come back you put them down, and make sure they stay down.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Danno: You know what the greatest invention of all time is?
Chin: What?
Danno: The ignore button. I have a theory that whoever invented the modern cellular phone also had an ex-wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 15: "Kaie'e"

Danno: Listen to me, I was there too. My eyes were wide open and I would do it again. It was worth it for Chin. But you have to admit we have been crossing the line a little lately.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Danno: You couldn't walk him down the steps?
McGarrett: What's in his hand, Danny? He drew his gun on me, okay?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

McGarrett: I need to know who's sending these emails.
Hacker: How am I supposed to know that?
Danno: You're a hacker... hack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: You see, now you put us both in a bad position. He's gonna go do something stupid.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Danno: If I'm gonna die on this island- Which I never should have come to in the first place- Your face is not the last face I want to see.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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