Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 15: "Kaie'e"

Chin: You know what they say about consequences?
Danno: No. I don't.
Chin: They take a lot of planning.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

McGarrett: Guess the rest of us who don't have a seat on an aircraft carrier will just have to get out or snorkels.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kono: Don't look at your feet.
Danno: How am I supposed to know where my feet are if I can't look down at them?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 14: "He Kane Hewa' Ole"

Kono: Ooo...That guy's pretty hot.
McGarrett: The dark one, right?
Kono: Nah, the blonde.
Danno & McGarrett: That's me.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Chin: Hey, you're not psychic. You can't read people's minds.
Kono: I should have know he was lying.
Chin: That comes with time and experience, Kono. We all make mistakes. You gotta learn to live with that 'cos that's part of the job.
 • Rating: 3.1 / 5.0

McGarrett: What about our John Doe?
Danno: You mean Jack?
McGarrett: You got an I.D.?
Danno: No...His head was in a box. Jack...
Chin: That just ain't right, bro.
Danno: Too soon?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin: Listen, I hope you know that everything I did was to protect you.
Malia: I didn't want your protection, Chin. I wanted- When it was over between us everyone thought I was the one who left you. That really hurt.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Danno: You bought it online?
McGarrett: Yeah, I bought- Why?
Danno: What are you a schmu- What'sa matter with you? Don't order anything off the internet.
McGarrett: Danny, it's the twenty-first century.
Danno: Tell that to the guy with no master cylinder.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: You ever wish you chose another line of work?
Chin: Everyday... Never.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin: You did pass the H.P.D. Test for pursuit driving, right?
Kono: What test?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 13: "Ke Kinohi"

Governor Jameson: If what you say is true, and you are going after a person as powerful and well connected as Hiro Noshimuri, you better be certain you have rock solid evidence and proceed with extreme caution. Because if you don't I don't think I'm gonna be able to protect you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Governor Jameson: I have never known a Navy man that couldn't find a lady a beer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary McGarrett: Well, dad's a cop, and you're like a freaky ninja. The least I could do was pick up a phone.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 12: "Hana 'a'a Makehewa"

Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin: Guy's a cockroach. That's what they do. They come back from the dead. Next time you step on him don't take your foot off.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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