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Callen: I can see the attraction of living here.
Danny: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Chin Ho: That's the nicest thing Danny's ever said about this place.
Danny: I didn't mean it.

Hanna: Why do you dress like that? You're in Hawaii.
Danny: It's my style.
Hanna: It's not a style, it's a bad habit.

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.

Kono: You know what they use to call Sand Island?
Hanna: What's that?
Kono: Quarantine Island.
Hanna: Sounds like a great place to start an epidemic.

Danny: What about you, I hear you have a personal beef.
Callen: Comescu tried to kill my whole family.
Danny: Come again?
Callen: Blood feud.
Danny: Ah, well that happens.

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.

Danny: You want to go check out a small pox infected hotel room?
Chin Ho: Yeah.

Chin Ho: You ok Max?
Max: [drops make-shift dagger and nods]

This is Machiyo Takeshita, my biological mother and the Trash man's second victim.

Max

Max: Five-O once asked me to reopen a case, now I am asking the same. Please.
Chin Ho: Alright, I know one of the original detectives from the Trash man Case.

Did I say I was jumping on any local customs Don Ho? No I did not.

Danny

Danny: Sit down, don't stand up again.
Cal: Look I was working last night, you can check with my manager.
Danny: Ok, I'm going to check with your manager and if I find out you're lying to me, I'm going to come back here and put you in a mayonnaise jar.

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Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.

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