Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 4: "Mea Makamae"

Danny: I don't want a relationship
Steve: Coffee is not a relationship, it's a beverage.
Danny: Not true, every relationship has started with a cup of coffee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: The treasure Blake was looking for looks like he might have already found it.
Steve: Yeah, and it might have gotten him killed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: You're putting the guy's hand on like it's a glove. Max, that's disgusting.
Max: Yes, but very effective.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 3: "Kame'e"

Danny: You use to do this?
Steve: I can neither confirm nor deny.
Chin Ho: I'm glad you're on our side.
Lori: Me too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Tell me this, was there an operation "Abby Road"? Are you the Walrus? [looks at Joe] time to shutup?
Joe: Roger that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank: The bad guys we take down we don't read Miranda, we just take their money.
Kono: So you provide a public service
Frank: Something like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: You ever been married?
Lori: No, I was close.
Danny: Close only count's if you're playing horse shoes or hand grenades.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lori: I just point out the truth; most men can't handle the truth when it comes to love
Danny: Oh, we can't handle the truth? What are we doing "A Few Good Men"?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Hey Creepy, why are you dressed like Inspector Gadget?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Thing is Joe, you're not a hang loose "fun in the sun" kind of guy.
Joe: They let you stay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "Ua Lawe Wale"

Danny: Can we try not to get the new girl shot or blown up on her first day?
Steve: I can't make that promise.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: woah, woah, try not to kill everyone in the compound, one of these hippies might know where Jen is.
Steve: Fine
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Officer: He is our very own Jim Jones
Danny: Nice, who's drinking his punch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: We don't make promises like that around here.
Lori: Well I do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: Who are you?
Fryer: You might want to sit down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lt. Governor: You broke my trust; there will be consequences as I said there would be.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 1: "Ha'iole"

Danny: He doesn't have anything, he has an address. So unless Master Yoda can send telepathic messages that the rest of us can't hear....
Max: Technically Yoda didn't have telepathic powers.
Danny: Shut it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna: Where are you going? Steve needs our help.
White: He will be fine.
Jenna: How do you know?
White: Because I trained him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: [Points at White]
Danny: He trained Steve
Chin Ho: Oh, so it's his fault.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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