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He's essentially a guard dog with a gun, and not the smart bomb-sniffing kind.

Chin Ho

This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.

Steve

Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.

Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.

Danny: Don't do it, don't get married.
Chin Ho: Thank you for the support.
Danny: Just find a woman you hate ---
Everyone Else: ...and buy her a house!

Buffett: You ever fired an RPG?
Lori: [shakes head]
Buffett: It will mess your hair up, but it's like any ol'gun just point shoot.

Let me ask you a question, this guy ever fly this thing sober.

Danny

Chin Ho: We're going up in that?
Lori: is anyone else terrified?
Kono: It can't be that bad. [open door reveals chickens] Ok, now I'm terrified.

Gutches: Fastest way in is by helo.
Chin Ho: Know where we can find one of those, and some automatic weapons.
Joe: I know a guy [grin]

Gutches: You have room for a few more on this.... What are you calling it?
Joe: Humanitarian Mission...
Gutches: Righhhhhht.

Chin Ho: Something has to be done now.
Kono: So what are we going to do?
Joe: We're going bring Steve home.

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Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.

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