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Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.

Steve: Since when do you speak Russian?
Danny: I worked a Russian Mob case, all I learned to say was "back off we're cops" and "this vodka taste like urine."

Chin Ho: For the record, Melia likes flowers and chocolates.
Kono: Doesn't hurt to make an effort and get a girl something nice.
Chin Ho: I need to be shopping huh?

When this is all over Weston, you're going to have to make a choice; the state of Hawaii or Five-0.

Governor

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.

Danny: Oh no gimpy, I got this one..
Lori: Thanks; see chivalry isn't dead
Steve: I carried you down a mountain?!

Steve: Uh Danny, if we drown him, he won't be able to tell us anything.
Danny: Hey, I'm trying to drown him; he killed a friend of mine ok?

Lori: Your shoe's untied.
Steve: [looks down as Lori takes off running] that's your plan "my shoes untied".

Danny: Waiting is the hardest part.
Steve: I hear labor pains are the hardest part.
Danny: Please keep in mind that I'm helping my ex-wife deliver another man's baby, so cut me some slack, please.
Steve: Your right, I'm sorry.

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.

Sang: I taught him everything I know
Lori: Oh yeah, where's that? Vidal Sasoon School for bad guys?

Holy Mullet!

Lori
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Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

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