Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 10: "Ki'ilua"

Chin Ho: We're going up in that?
Lori: is anyone else terrified?
Kono: It can't be that bad. [open door reveals chickens] Ok, now I'm terrified.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Gutches: Fastest way in is by helo.
Chin Ho: Know where we can find one of those, and some automatic weapons.
Joe: I know a guy [grin]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gutches: You have room for a few more on this.... What are you calling it?
Joe: Humanitarian Mission...
Gutches: Righhhhhht.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: Something has to be done now.
Kono: So what are we going to do?
Joe: We're going bring Steve home.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danny: Do me a favor and watch yourself
Steve: I'll think about you the whole time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: This should have been on your finger a long time ago
Malia: Chin Ho Kelly, I would love to be your wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Ike Maka"

Danny: You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: What, what you got... spidey sense tingling?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kamekona: Not me, I would not partake of such in such a morally questionable activity. Other, on the other hand don't have my strength of character.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Danny: The waves keep crashing over and over
Steve: Some would call it soothing Danny
Danny: Some would call it Hawaiian Water Torture.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "Lapa'au"

Max: I would like the shrimp flavor tofu special please.
Kamekona: Only thing special about that order is that nobody but you orders it.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Danny: What we need to know from you is who poaches animals, specifically the endangered type.
Kamekona: Why you asking me? I sell shrimp not baby seals.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Ok, what the hell is this?
Steve: Definitely not a drug ring..
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: Thanks Fong, you're a geek god!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: Looks like one of us is going for a climb
Lori: huh..
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: If you're going to go into your office, a warning, it's not a small dog and uh....
Steve: He went in my office?
Jeff: Yeah, landmines everywhere.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Max: Do I know you?
Jeff: I don't think so.
Max: Yes, I think we met before.
Jeff: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: So suddenly you're a dog expert?
Danny: No, for your information I have had dogs my whole life.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: What are we watching? Enemy Mine? That's awesome, I feel like I'm in a time machine!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 7: "Ka Iwi Kapu"

Danny: How does this even happen?
Chin Ho: Maybe it's the result of completely dismissing and entire culture's spiritual beliefs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite "Hawaii Five-O" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!