House of Lies

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House of lies
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H.B.S., that's Harvard Business School cause fuck if they are going to waste their valuable time saying that whole thing.

Marty

Marty: Probably thinks we're gonna start talking in Ebonics now.
James: Oh fo shizzle.
Jeannie: Yeah boi!
Marty: No ma'am.

There is no line ok? There's just the job.

Marty

White guys in handcuffs? That's not even supposed to happen.

Marty

Cocoa was a she you fucking bitch! That dog meant everything to me, it was mine, you get your own fake animal!

Clyde

I'm not fucking that sloppy Maryland housewife! That is so not in my job description!

Jeannie

You've just witnessed the story of Cocoa. That is my sure thing, my ace in her hole.

Clyde

You fatties talking about diets again?

Jeannie

You're gonna be eating so much crow when I come back here with blue balls you're gonna have feathers coming out of your ass.

Marty

April: You have the morals of a crocodile.
Marty: Ha, said the rattlesnake.

Baby except for the whole murder thing, you are the perfect woman.

Marty

Listen that's not really my area of expertise. There are legal consultants but they have to do actual work.

Marty
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