House Quotes
New girl, meet newer girl.
Dr. Park: Why am I watching you cut your hair?
House: New life, new look.
[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...
The thing is House, I don't like you.
Wilson
[Playing "My Heart Will Go On for Wilson] This is so our song.
Prison! Sorry, I thought I heard everyone thinking it.
I specifically requested my wake-up-startle 3 hours from now.
I'm trying to listen to your lungs, not your self-pity.
Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.
Me and humanity--we got together too young.
Uh oh, I know that look.
Chess guy
You think one of Santa's reindeer was called 'Stomper'?