House Quotes
I don't see creed, color, pulse.
Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.
Death is a consequence, not a symptom.
It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.
Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.
[To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
[To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.
[After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
Dr. Park: {In reference to construction next to House's office] What exactly are they building back there?
House: A dream.
I can understand your confusion. I ate a baby for lunch today.
Wilson
Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.
[In reference to Taub] Awkward...he knocked up two different women at the same time.
