Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
[reading a card from House] Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories.Dr. Adams
With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
Taub: If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
Adams: Am I weird?
Chase: Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
Well, Clyde, we got ourselves a good ol' fashioned cat fight.
[simultaneously] I'll take Taub.Chase and Adams
She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?