If she likes crippled guys, I'm free for the next six minutes.

They decided that you being stabbed was nobody's fault. They're wrong. I'm sorry.

Are you going to have me fired for bad manners?

I think if there's any chance I'm going to walk again it's because House is a genius.


Who cares if House was callous? Are you going to punish callousness?


Unsquint your eyes.

Good things usually happen. Bad things sometimes happen.

I'm giving you the gift of deniability.

I'd turn around and shoot you, but I think I'd miss.

[To Foreman] An affair? I never knew you were such a tramp.


Are you not going to introduce us because we're married? Oh wait, she is.

As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.

House Quotes

Taub: You know he just doesn't want to live in pain.
House: Life is pain! I wake up every morning in pain! Work is pain! You know how many times I just wanted to give up? How many times I've thought about ending it?

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.