Ignore her. She's on acid.

Taub is either a tooth fairy or Rainbow Brite. And you're just House!


I may have misled James by letting him see a book on terminal cancer.


Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!


He's always been a complicated child.


If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.

No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.

Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.

This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

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