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House Quotes (Page 6)

Season 8 Episode 4: "Risky Business"

House: Loyalty over real estate is stupid. Loyalty is stupid.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [while grabbing Foreman] My God, you have super human discipline! And gluts!
 • Rating: Unrated

House: You're an irrational patriot. I'll put that another way: you're a patriot.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [said to Dr. Park] Oh, you don't want to bet me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 3: "Charity Case"

House: No one's unhappy in Greece.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Dr. Park: You do know I punched the last person that pissed me off?
Dr. Adams: Was it Santa?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I've been told that some people are just nice.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [To Thirteen regarding his ankle ankle monitor] Guilty as charged. Literally.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: New girl, meet newer girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Park: Why am I watching you cut your hair?
House: New life, new look.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 2: "Transplant"

House: [after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: The thing is House, I don't like you.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [Playing "My Heart Will Go On for Wilson] This is so our song.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Prison! Sorry, I thought I heard everyone thinking it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I specifically requested my wake-up-startle 3 hours from now.


 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 1: "Twenty Vicodin"

House: I'm trying to listen to your lungs, not your self-pity.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Belief implies a level of giving a crap I am never going to achieve.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Me and humanity--we got together too young.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chess guy: Uh oh, I know that look.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: You think one of Santa's reindeer was called 'Stomper'?
 • Rating: Unrated

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