Yeah, by all means abandon a great diagnostic theory because it's difficult to prove.

Dr. Foreman: (checking out strippers) You know what a "broken cowboy is? It was on House's list of requirements.
Thirteen: I have three theories.

Listen, two things I do well. Bachelor parties rank towards the top.

I need a 'scrip for sleeping pills. My neighbor's dog been keeping me awake, and seems strangely invulnerable to poison.

Amber: That might explain why you're hallucinating. Doesn't explain why you're hallucinating Wilson's dead girlfriend.
House: Probably just my secret and very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom.

Amber: Aren't you curious why about why I'm here?
House: Curious why no French maid's outfit. No spanky pants.
Amber: I'm a hallucination... not a fantasy.

People only change after trauma, if they wanted to change before the trauma. Or if they've watched too many Afterschool Specials.

He loves a tree in Oregon more than he loves you. But he can't have sex with it. Unless it's that slutty oak outside Portland.

House: (trying a differential) Balance organs, nerves, lungs, bones, heart.
Dr. Wilson: Things you use to make bratwurst.

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