House Season 6 Quotes
Functional open marriage is like a unicorn. It's a mythical creature that doesn't exist. Someone always ends up unhappy.
Taub
House, on a list of your attributes, there's nothing that even rhymes with coy.
Wilson
He's just trying to get into your skirts. And I don't mean metaphorically.
House: You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah.
House: When and where?
Sam: You're pretty much insufferable all the time, aren't you?
House: Sorry, go on. And, yes.
Taub: Fighting's not brave. It's just stupid.
Dr. Chase: You would say that.
Taub: You think I've never been in a fight?
Dr. Chase: No, I just think you never won one.
Taub: I took on three guys in college once.
House: Hope they bought you dinner first.
House: I bumped into your babe, naked.
Dr. Wilson: I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
House: I was in the kitchen.
Dr. Wilson: She was naked in the kitchen?
House: I was naked.
Dr. Wilson: Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?
House: Uh, it's not important right now.
House: Wilson's not like us. He cares too much about people and their feelings.
Thirteen: Thanks for the compliment.
House: You're a cold-hearted bitch who ripped his heart out.
Sam: And all this?
House: Phase two if getting to know my enemy.
I liked him better when he was on Vicodin.
Chase
If you wanna be King, sometimes you need to be willing to take what's yours.
Thirteen
What am I gonna wear? All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.
