House Season 7 Quotes
Dr. Chase: You just tried this. I'm not a better liar than Foreman.
House: Sure you are. You're descended from convicts.
Masters: Scrofula. That's what they called cervical T.B. lymphadenitis in the 1700s.
House: Scrofulicous. That's what they called "annoying" in the 1700s
House: I want you to translate something for me.
Geerte: Why do you want I translate? I do topless, toys, and...
Masters: Just do the translation.
House: She can translate however she feels most comfortable.
Geerte: Oh, yes. My names is Geerte. Are you handsome, sexiest American man?
House: You know, some people - I would say that I am, yeah.
Taub: The virus can't survive over 200 years.
House: You have.
Masters: Smallpox was eradicated over 30 years ago.
House: So were hush puppies. Have you checked out your local hipster coffee shop lately?
House: Why aren't you guys in my office?
Dr. Foreman: Why are you in the building? It's eight in the morning.
House: Where's Chase?
Taub: He's not here because it's eight in the morning.
Dr. Cuddy: You'll figure something out. The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300
House: That's also true of five morons.
She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins.
Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Dr. Foreman: You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?
Taub: And white, and Jewish. It'd be very embarrassing. I get why you'd want to say no.
House: How mad would you be if I fired Masters?
Dr. Cuddy: Very. Unless you had cause. Real cause. Cause that a human being would consider cause.
House: Never mind, then.
E coli is found in animals. So unless he's drinking pork cider... pork cider! I need the number of the patent office.
