House Season 7 Quotes
Masters: Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid than my assumption of his selflessness?
House: Because my assumption is baked up by millions of men, and Taub, who cheated on their wives.
We finally know what Tuab would look like if he were life-size
Taub: I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out.
Dr. Chase: I always thought it was fight or flight. Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint.
Why do you hate chickens? I had to choke one last night because of you.
Dr. Chase: Sorry I took off on you.
Dr. Foreman: Twice?
Dr. Chase: First one was my bad. Second one, I had no choice. It was a threesome.
Taub: They're overrated.
Foreman and Chase: (together) He's bluffing.
House: Someone looks lovely tonight.
Dr. Cuddy: Thank you.
House: I meant me. Someone else looks simply stunning. That was you. And the blonde at the bar.
Ramon: Faith is not a disease.
House: No, of course not. On the other hand, it is communicable, and it kills a lot of people.
Marisa: You don't believe in God?
House: I did. Then I grew my curly hairs.
Look, I don't want to go all Godfather on you. This was business.
Masters: Julie doesn't have smallpox.
House: Did I just dream the part where I finally agreed it was smallpox? Well, if what I thought was reality was actually a dream, then the reverse... oh, my God, I had a threesome with Beyonce and Lady Gaga.
Masters: So I guess honesty is the best policy.
House: Why'd you say that? Seriously... to establish your viewpoint as if I didn't already know it. Or to demonstrate some weird cross-generational female solidarity with Cuddy?
Masters: Actually, I was just trying to fill the awkward silence.
House: Oh.
Masters: You don't trust me.
House: Going behind your back works better when you're not facing us.
