Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.

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• Added: November 21, 2011

A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.

Barney

• Permalink: A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
• Added: November 21, 2011

Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.

Ted

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• Added: November 21, 2011

Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!

Ted

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• Added: November 21, 2011

I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!

Barney

• Permalink: I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
• Added: November 21, 2011

Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!

• Permalink: You know what would kick ass? Being gay? Being gay!
• Added: November 21, 2011

Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.

Barney

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• Added: November 21, 2011

OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.

Marshall

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• Added: November 21, 2011