How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl" Quotes
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Barney: A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Ted: Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Barney: Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
