How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl" Quotes
Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.Barney
Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.Ted
Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!Ted
I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!Barney
Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!
Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.Barney
OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.Marshall