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Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.

A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.

Barney

Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.

Ted

Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!

Ted

I wish men could have children on their own, like seahorses!

Barney

Barney: You know what would kick ass?
Ted: Being gay?
Barney: Being gay!

Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.

Barney

OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.

Marshall
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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.

Barney

OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.

Marshall
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