Instead of throwing away your life marrying some girl, you just go splitsies on a kid with your best bro!

Ted

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How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 11 Quotes

Why wouldn't I be all right? Barney is single again, it's what America has been clamoring for.

Barney

OK after Thanksgiving I'm cutting out carbs.

Marshall