How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's" Quotes
Barney: Um a little thing called rigor mortis?
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Barney: Ah Ted, your first day at the salon and you want to do a cut and color?
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Barney: Ted what is my one rule?
Ted: You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Flax seed relieves upset stomach?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there.
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: New is always better!
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Total Quotes: 3