How I Met Your Mother

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Um a little thing called rigor mortis?

Barney

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How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 18 Quotes

Barney: Ted what is my one rule?
Ted: You can tell how old a girl is by her elbows?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Flax seed relieves upset stomach?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Always have a fake pair of concert tickets in your pocket in case Lily invites you to something stupid?
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: Labanese girls sprint to third base and then stay there.
Barney: My other one rule.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: New is always better!

Ah Ted, your first day at the salon and you want to do a cut and color?

Barney