How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Quotes
Ted: Well after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four pronged approached that really brought him to his knees
Barney: Hit him with a chair?
Ted: Yep
Ted: I just got screwed by my two best friends and I didn't even know it
Lily: In Canada that's called a sneaky snowflake
If I could nail any celebrity it would definitely be Scarlett Johansson. Hot, talented and nobody does that many woodie allen movies without some serious daddy issues
Barney
Robin: Let's make a pact, if we both turn 40 and we're both single..
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, will you be my backup wife?
Robin: A girl always dreams of hearing those words. Yes, yes, a million times, yes!
Barney: So you're this comfy every night and Lily still has sex with you?
Marshall: Yeah, that's what marriage is all about, man. Unconditional love. You can wear whatever you want and still get laid
Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call?
Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, supervolcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark.
Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Ted: So you guys absolutely don't think I should call her?
Group: Ted, no!
Ted: Interesting piece of trivia... I called her.
I love that you guys live in a dorm. So American. It's like, let's all eat bologna sandwiches and be racist
Karen
Hi, Ted. Hi, Lily. Don't worry, I won't tell Marshall.
Robin [to Ted and Karen, who are making out on the couch]
Barney: ...a hug is just like a public dry hump
Marshall: I think you're hugging wrong
I want to eat your brain.. but only if it's organic and grass fed
Marshall [in zombie voice making fun of Karen]
Barney, when you were three I left you with a babysitter and spent three weeks with Grand Funk Railroad being passed around like a bong
Loretta (Barney's Mom)
