How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Robin: I'm so sorry, you must think I'm totally disgusting.
Marshall: I totally do.
Barney: Told yah, The Mermaid Theory, it's a thing. You owe me five hundred bucks.
Marshall: Did we bet on this?
Barney: Let's say yes.
Mark my words, Marshall, someday you will find Iris so excruciatingly attractive you won't be able to look her directly in the boobs.
Barney
Robin: Right, Marsh Madness?
Marshall: No doubt, Robo Cop.
Lily: You two never hang out alone. You just made up those names right now.
Marshall: Did you catch the game last night?
Robin: Yeah, nail biter.
Lily: And the most important rule of all...
Barney: Lubricant is public property.
Lily: Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed. Rule number one...
Barney: Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude.
Robin: Hey Captain, quick question. What do you think about the Jonas Brothers?
Marshall [covering the right half of the Captain's face]: He hates that he loves them.
I think the smaller turkey just tried to crawl further inside the bigger turkey.
Robin
You sent a wang out and got a wang back.
Robin
Zoey: Barney was here? I was walking around half naked.
Barney: Aw Man! Wait which half?
Barney: You're all the Blitz! I slept with that cute Indian girl that cuts my hair.
Robin: What does that have to do with anything?
Barney: Nothing I just forgot to brag about it before!
