How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 6 Episode 3: "Unfinished"

Robin: I am never gonna have closure. Closure doesn't exist.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Barney: Fine I'll have a three way with Hot and Kinda Hot while Giggles works the camera. I ride!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: All that stupid crap they tell you about how fulfilling teaching is, it's all true.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marshall: You cant let fear steal your funk. That is good, there's a song in there. Excuse me.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Karate punk: I hated kindergarten, all three times.
 • Rating: Unrated

Robin: 'This just in' is what I'm going to say when I'm stabbing you.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Ted I admire your loyalty. You've had that hairstyle forever. You don't care that it's out of style or that it's been co-opted by the lesbian community. You stick with it. To Ted!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Chrissie I love your glasses. They totally pull focus up from that whole chin situation you got going on. To Chrissie!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Do you remember how awesome it was to be coworkers, nay ... Bro-workers?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Call me old fashioned but I need to have sex with a girl at least three times before I'll even consider having dinner with her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Golden Rule. I do not buy dinner to get the Yes. Dinner is a very intimate activity. It requires a level of connection and eye contact that sex just doesn't.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: Barney Stinson allllllllllllllways gets the yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: I'm going to kill you. I'm going to fly to Chicago, kill you, put your stupid face on a deep dish pizza and eat it. And then maybe catch a Bears game. But mostly the killing and eating your face thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robin: Hey Don here's some breaking news ... there's a zit breaking out on your forehead!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: Where's the poop Robin?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 6 Episode 2: "Cleaning House"

Ted's voice over: Kids, your Uncle Barney grew up without a dad, and it always made him feel incomplete, but as he hugged Loretta surrounded by the boxed up remnants of his happy childhood, he realized he had one hell of a mom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Why do white people like Carrot Top?
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Barney: Man, try to hail a cab in Manhattan, am I right? Nope, no one's stopping for this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Can't we just let the guy be black for a day?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: If Sam only knew Loretta for a few months he couldn't possibly be Barney's father.
Robin: He's also quite the detective.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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