How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Quotes
Barney: A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!
You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
Robin
When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.
Ted
The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
Robin
Ted: Robin have you forgotten your new year's resolution?
Robin: I am never going to drink again...
Ted: No before that.
Robin: I am going to finish this entire bottle tonight.
Ted: No before that.
Robin, you need to check yourself before you Trebek yourself.
Ted
Oh, do you take One to be your lawfully wedded wife? Oh god I'm freaking out why did I chose Ted to be my best man?
Robin
Hey I've been giving this some serious thought and I think I know how we can crush these floral arrangements.
Ted
Hey can I ask you a question that has plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
Marshall
Marshall: Are you sure you did it right?
Lily: Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
Who's the eye broccoli?
Barney
Lily: Whenever we're alone you spend the entire time undressing me with your eyes, you even take off my shoes.
Barney: High heels chafe my shoulders.
