How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
It's like watching The Breakfast Club on TBS.
Barney
You know what? Screw it! Who says two bros can't rock a birthing class?
Marshall
Robin: What's that thing?
Barney: For some it was the ashes of my parents. For others it was the trophy from Wimbledon and believe it or not, for one busty dullard, it was both. Game, enormous set and match!
Marshall: What's that little guy up there?
Dr. Sonya: Oh you poor girl.
It's fascinating how profoundly little I know about vaginas.
Marshall
Patrice: He's so dreamy.
Robin: Nobody asked you Patrice!
Lily: I am going to have to walk this earth knowing that Barney has touched my boobs.
Robin: Yeah it stays with yah. His email reminders don't help.
Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.
Barney: Both boobs!
Lily: Just one.
Barney: Touch and squeeze.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Touch and motor boat.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Honka honka?
Lily: Barney...
Barney: Just touch
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: For one hour.
Lily: For one second.
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.
Barney: Deal!
Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.
Marshall
Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill!
Barney
Let the dinnertainment begin!
Marshall
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
