How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Quotes
Crazy girls are crazy, because they're crazy.
Barney
Lily: You took my infant child to a strip club?
Robin: It was just topless!
Cray Cray gotta go bye bye, before you get stabbed stabbed.
Barney
Lily: I am so happy right now.
Marshall: I want to see her throw her life away so badly.
Ted: We're all terrible people. Turn it up.
She's John Cusack, I'm Ione Skye and there is nothing weird about that!
Ted
There's a fine line between love and insanity.
Ted
I need you to proxy bang this girl for me. Be my stand in and put your gland in.
Barney
My body is detoxing after years of one night stands. They don't make gum or a patch for this Ted, but hey, billion dollar idea alert.
Barney
Barney you don't start with the I got caught cheating diamond. You give yourself room to grow.
Lily
Oh no! Fluffernutter peed all over my pants!
Barney
This is Barney? This man is blonde. Grown men are not blonde.
Mr. Scherbatsky
You really should respond to my friend request. I post a lot of great stuff. You familiar with memes? There's a cat that says, "I can has cheeseburger?"
Mr. Scherbatsky
