Frank: A cowboy and a teacher walk into a store..
Charlie: Well that doesn’t make any sense. Cowboys hate teachers, they’re independent thinkers!

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You can't even spell.

Dennis

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I have a name.

The Waitress

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Charlie: Come stand next to me, then.
Dee: Why?
Charlie: So she doesn't think I'm creepy.
Dee: Well, you are creepy.
Charlie: I realize this. That's why I need you.

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I guess he's on the mothership now.

Charlie

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You cannot sort out a man who kills and eats other human beings.

Dennis

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You know, Den, I was thinking about what you were saying the other day about the t-shirts with the stupid slogans on them, and I was wondering what you think about this! (reveals a shirt that says "Death to baby killers") Huh, bitch? Yeah, is that stupid enough for ya?

Mac

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The psycho struggle!

Charlie

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Be the caboose.

Mac

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They mess with their brains up there, don’t they.

Charlie

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He needs to be absolved so he can go crazy again.

Mac

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Mac: I don’t think you were there.
Cricket: I was there Mac, my whole face burned off, I was there.

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