What! I’m not paying more taxes Dee! Don’t speak of it again!

Dennis

Did you grow up in a cartoon?

Dee

Oh, and also, he murdered and ate his family.

Mac

Get the demon and the goblin out and we got Pete!

Charlie

You haven’t thought of the smell, you BITCH!

Dennis

Oh yeah, I remember that now.

Frank

Could we, like, not talk about sucking penises? Or getting raped in the butt?

Charlie

No, he got those drugs by being a real life psychopath.

Dee

You always liked me, so I thought you’d help me cope with it.

Pete

What is that? ‘A Street Car Named Desire?’

Dennis

Dee I swear you would be more use to be if I skinned you and turned you into a lampshade.

Dennis

Are you saying u have a collection of skin luggage?

Dee

It's Always Sunny Quotes

Charlie: I'll totally pull a Good Will Hunting on those kids and that'll put them in their place.
Mac: How you gonna do that?
Charlie: Well, you've seen the movie right?
Mac: Yeah.
Charlie: So all I gotta do is, I'll ask them some big shot, like math or science, history-type college question aand that will totally stump them by knowing a lot more about the answer than they do.
Mac: In that movie, Matt Damon played a genius janitor, you're just a janitor.
Charlie: Right, you stumped me with that one.

Mac: He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: I don't have any on me, but I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well that's mayonnaise. It's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You're telling I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you've been using the mayonnaise, then yeah, probably.