We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all...

Mac

• Permalink: We weren't expecting you to be black, that's all...
• Rating: Unrated

You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?

Charlie

• Permalink: You’re doing a chicken and airline miles scam!? Today!?
• Rating: Unrated

It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

Charlie

• Permalink: It’s not hilarious! It’s a stool with a nail sticking out of it.
• Rating: Unrated

How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That's ludicrous.

Mac

• Permalink: How can a whole group have the same idea? What, do they say it all at once? That’s ludicrous.
• Rating: Unrated

Oh, and hookups are good. But just to be clear... when you say your "sista," do you mean your sister or your friend?

Mac

• Permalink: Oh, and hookups are good. But just to be clear... when you say y...
• Rating: Unrated

Dennis: It was Mac's stupid plan.
Mac: Then why did you scratch me?
Dennis: Because you annoyed.

• Permalink: Because you annoyed me.
• Rating: Unrated

We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.

Charlie

• Permalink: We are going to pull this thing off so help me god — son of a bitch.
• Rating: Unrated

Hey, alright alright alright.

Dennis

• Permalink: Hey, alright alright alright.
• Rating: Unrated

Back office, chickens, vents. Everything's going in the vents, okay?

Charlie

• Permalink: Back office, chickens, vents. Everything's going in the vents, okay?
• Rating: Unrated

You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.

Charlie

• Permalink: You move the god damn dumpster you bitch.
• Rating: Unrated

Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!

Charlie

• Permalink: Just do it Dee, just do it you god damn bitch! Ohhhh, that god damn bitch!
• Rating: Unrated

It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.

Charlie

• Permalink: It could be the stairs, or the cleanliness.
• Rating: Unrated