Mac's Dad: Now everyone thinks I'm a rat. They're gonna kill me in here, because of you.
Mac: I'm sorry. I still love you.
Mac's Dad: I don't.

• Permalink: Mac's Dad: I don't.
• Rating: Unrated

Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!

Dee

• Permalink: Right down the middle is so boring, that's not what the audience wants to see!
• Rating: Unrated

I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.

Frank

• Permalink: I've seen many pigs eat many men -- it was a blood bath.
• Rating: Unrated

That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.

Dennis

• Permalink: That buzzer sounds awfully loud, huh? Pierces you right down to your soul! I don't like it.
• Rating: Unrated

I was always the odd man out, you know -- I mean, you know.

Mac

• Permalink: I was always the odd man out, you know -- I mean, you know.
• Rating: Unrated

You can't get groomed, or become a groom, without a bride!

Charlie

• Permalink: You can't get groomed, or become a groom, without a bride!
• Rating: Unrated

Oh god, don't be a dumb hungry bitch the entire time --

Dennis

• Permalink: Oh god, don't be a dumb hungry bitch the entire time --
• Rating: Unrated

Mac: That is about as low-brow as it gets.
Charlie: Yeah Dennis isn't gonna like that.

• Permalink: Yeah Dennis isn't gonna like that.
• Rating: Unrated

This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me.

Dennis

• Permalink: This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me. This doesn't represent me.
• Rating: Unrated

Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a joke about you!

Dennis

• Permalink: Hey Frank, did you hear what I just said? I just turned a frustrating conversation into a...
• Rating: Unrated

Frank: I don't care anything about this hole - I'm passionless.
Dennis: What are you saying Frank?
Frank: I officially retire from Paddy's Pub.
The Gang: YAY!!!

• Permalink: YAY!!!
• Rating: Unrated

Dee: Who had the pen here?
Dennis: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.

• Permalink: It makes sense, don't be a bitch.
• Rating: Unrated