Dee: What if we took a "Pretty Woman" and threw it Roxy's way?
Frank: It was a bullsh*t movie. People don't change like that.
Mac: People change, Frank. Look at me. I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you.
Dee: You're not helping my argument.
Dennis: Okay, yea. And if you're going to chime in please don't do it with a mouth full of burrito.
Mac: This is a chimichanga.
Dennis You are becoming a chimichanga!

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Mac...you look bad. Really, really bad.

Dee

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Stop talking to me like I'm an a**hole!

Mac's mom

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Dee: People are starting to notice.
Dennis: Of course they're starting to notice! There's a grown man crammed into a coach.

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It's a horrible town. It's a horrible town with horrible people.

Dee

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It's a magical town.

Charlie

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How would you win pageants? Did you have a different face?

Mac [to Dee]

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I am not gonna diddle your kids.

Frank

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I see amateurs. I see trash.

Charlie

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This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry.

Dennis

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We can do whatever we want with our kids. And that's what America's all about.

Dennis

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Those mothers just left their kids here in a bar with complete strangers in a pageant that's under investigation.

Dee

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