Charlie: Wait, hold on, that's not like an official document!
Dee: Um, well, you signed it in blood.
Mac: Oh yeah, there it is: "Trundle," written in blood.
Charlie: Oh yeah, I was going by "Trundle" at the time, wasn't I -
Mac: No, no, no you weren't. You were trying to write "Charlie" and you wrote "Trundle."
Charlie: No, I was going by "Charlie the Great"
Mac: You came up with that after you miswrote it.

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• Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Are you the father of me, and shit?
Frank: We've been over this -- your mother's a giant whore!

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• Rating: Unrated

I think we caught enough.

Mac

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• Rating: Unrated

Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides!

Mac

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• Rating: Unrated

Your head of security just choked himself out.

Charlie

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• Rating: Unrated

Go play in your little hole, you fools.

Dennis

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• Rating: Unrated

Dennis: Frank I spoke for five minutes, there's no way I'm repeating all that.
Dee: Dennis started a cult.

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• Rating: Unrated

I've had a rough day! I'm at the end of my ropes! If I'm being honest.

Dee

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• Rating: Unrated

Dennis: You gonna goddamn blow this for me? You gonna blow the thin mint thing?
Frank and Dee: Noooo!

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• Rating: Unrated

Charlie: Oh, yeah, the carpentry.
Mac: Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry -- Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford.
Charlie: Okay, then what are you talking about?
Mac: The women, the women dude. This is supposed to be a men's club, who wants that around here.

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• Rating: Unrated

You downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.

Dee [to Roxy]

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• Rating: Unrated

Your feet are bizarrely huge. Men'll go crazy for that.

Roxy [to Dee]

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• Rating: Unrated