Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
It's kinda like a disease to Snook-for-Love. It's worse than a staph infection.
Snooki
[to Sam] Let me prove it to you. I'm not the same person.
Ronnie
So go home. Go back home. Go back home and talk to Arvin.
Ronnie
I keep getting camel toe, I feel.
Deena
I don't care about family dinner. I'm not great friends with these people at this point.
Sammi
You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing yourself ... Stop, because I will yank the phone right out of the wall and you won't be able to get in touch with me.
Ronnie
Now I know how she felt in Miami. Well, not really, but I got a taste of how she felt in Miami.
Ronnie
What do you think is going through my head as soon as I find out that the kid is there to meet you?
Ronnie
Ronnie: Have you ever hooked up with Sam?
Arvin: No, not like that.
Ronnie: You never made out with Sam?
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sammi: There's things I have said that I'm not proud of, you know that, right?
Ronnie: Can I have a little mustard?
I'm sorry. I feel stupid. I'm mean. Here, I'm mean. I'm sorry.
Sammi
[on why she was texting Arvin] Maybe to cause a rise out of you. To get you back. To be spiteful.
Sammi
