Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
Ron's Mom: I'm tan. I am tan. So tan I look Indian.
Deena: That's awesome.
They already neutraled that ... I say they start with a zero-zero, because he admitted his wrongs to that. This girl is still never admitting. She leaves the house for one day and hits this guy. I don't like that.
Pauly D
Enough with the family sh!t, Mike!
Ronnie
This is the first night we're going out to a club. F*%king Rom & Sam are coming out. Shocker. Shocker. So what are they gonna do? They're gonna look at each others eyes and say "I love you, baby," all night? We're in f*%king Seaside, bitch - let's go to f*%king Karma.
Snooki
She's probably Ronnie's backpack anywhere he goes in the club. She's a female backpack.
Deena
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.
Situation
I think I need my space right now
Ronnie
Sammi: So this over?
Ronnie: Yeah.
I'm a little pot-committed and caught some feelings for her after all we've been through.
Vinny
Arvin: Sam, we made out before.
Sam: No, we haven't.
Arvin: Yeah, we have.
Sam: No, we haven't.
It's like, if you're gonna go do that, it's your choice.
Ronnie
The party get it all out freaking do everything that you can have sex with an old man and steal a plant and get arrested and then do whatever.
Snooki
