Favorite Jersey Shore Quotes
Snooki wants to have sex with me, meanwhile she gets with a kid the night before .. get the hell outta here.
Vinny
[to Snook] You like him? You like LIKE him?
JWoww
I can have a good time without drinking, f*%k you alcohol.
Snooki
[to Snooki] You don't need anyone to make you feel that way.
Sammi
Why is Ronnie bleeding out of his ass? I have no idea.
Sammi
Everyone's having a good time, everyone's gettin' along in the house. But, once again, one step forward, two step backs.
Ronnie
I would never in my life lick a butt. Let's be real.
Deena
Tonight there's a Grenade running around the house ... so I got the Grenade Horn in the house that lets Seaside know when Grenades are present at the Jersey Shore house.
Vinny
If this is going to be the last conversation I have with you, let me know.
Tom
I kind of feel Tom pushed me into Roger's arms.
JWoww
It just keeps eating at you and eating at you and then when you don't find a guy, you just get more miserable and more depressed.
Snooki
(to Deena) I'm single as they come and if I had a girlfriend I wouldn't be here with you.
Fake Ronnie
