Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
I couldn't have sex with my girl, she had her period. I go to take her pants off ... she wouldn't let me ... no big deal.
Pauly D
When I go into the club I have a game plan ... I don't wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business. So. You gotta light it up and then you move on and at the end of the night you see who you end up with.
Pauly D
I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
JWoww
I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a roller coaster ride to hell.
JWoww
I left the club early because I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend, and I felt like eating ham and drinkin' water. Ham.
Jenni
I guess I'm single, I don't know. If I am we got a problem on our hands. I'll show my true side ... my true, dirty, f*%king filthy side.
JWoww
Snooki, Snickers came out of the woodwork, which is hysterical - it was the best thing I ever saw in my life.
JWoww
You just take your shirt off and they come to you, it's like a fly comes to sh!t.
Ronnie
If I was just gonna get sloppy, I should have just pounded out what's her name on Friday night.
Ronnie
[to Vinny] That's what you get for putting a fat girl's ass in your face! That's how you get pink eye!
Ronnie
Oh, the Ron-Ron Juice is the sh!t that gets the night going. I mean whenever that sh!t comes out it's always a filthy night.
Ronnie
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
