Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
[to JWOWW] I yanked some bitch's hair for you.
Sammi
I think what happened to Snookers brought us closer to Snookers, definitely, 'cuz now we kinda feel bad. She's a real person.
Pauly D
Mike's out on the boardwalk with this chick. I don't understand. Schnookers just got punched in the face and we're all heated ... and the Situation's creepin'.
Ronnie
I'm a vet tech. I save animals. I don't kill them.
Snooki
I tried to eat, but I couldn't get it in my frickin' mouth, 'cuz I'm disabled.
Snooki
There are some girls who are respectful, who you have to actually treat like girls, uh, human beings.
Pauly D
We're probably gonna have to chill with them at least three times before anybody hooks up. They're nice girls ... they're not, like, whores.
Pauly D
I would send her a picture of my c*ck and a pack of bubble gum and say, chew on this!
Ronnie
Please don't tell me I have missing teeth!
Snooki
The boss' girl ... I am gonna get evicted!
Vinny
GTL. Gym. Tanning. Laundry. That's how you make the guidos.
Vinny
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
