[to Sammi] If I didn't care, then I'd go find another creature outside.

Ronnie

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Ronnie's in prime creep mode.

Sammi

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The Situation: [re: The Grenade and The Hippo stoppin' by] They probably smelled the food!

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[on the feast] Oh my god. F*%king Christmas.

Snooki

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[on Snooki] Someone needs to teach her how to fight or duck.

Pauly D

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He friggin' jumped out of the car like it was on f*%kin' fire.

Snooki

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These kids are robots. I could see basketball, pool, beach. Laundry? I don't see it.

Vinny

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I'm not a guido. I'm a guidette.

Snooki

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I don't know if she's using that for protection.

Vinny

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Mike is so grimy. She has my saliva in her mouth. I wonder how I taste?

Vinny

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No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Sammi

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I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!

Ronnie

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