Popular Jersey Shore Quotes
If I had to have sex with one person here, it would probably be him, because I know he's a nice guy, he's gotta be clean.
Snooki
[on Mike's sis] I'm think that she might have a crush on me, so ... it's gonna be a wild night.
Vinny
I'm saving myself for cowboy.
Snooki
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands... she's definitely a stage 5 clinger.
Vinny
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
Situation
That was one punch!
Ronnie
[to JWoww] If you leave, I'm going to stuff your nose with Tampons.
Snooki
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
Snooki
I regret that I got caught. I don't regret that I hit the kid, because he had it coming.
Ronnie
We stayed boys throughout this whole thing. This bond that we shared brings us together and no one can ever take that away from us, ever. Like, we take that with us for life, this bond ... That was deep.
Pauly D
I feel like it is the perfect place to go to. Like, somewhere out of Seaside. We're getting away from it all.
Sammi
I was trying to put you in the equation. Like, you, in the equation!
Ronnie
