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I was nice enough to bring two. At least entertain the chick or something so I can get it in.

Pauly D

Yeah, I gave them the boot.

The Situation

I need somebody that knows how to take one for the team or entertain a grenade or even decipher the bomb if one comes.

Pauly D

One [fireman] is tall, tanned... and he looked Italian, so I woulda smushed that, yes.

Snooki

[Vinny's] like my big brother, I love him. But usually you don't have sex with your big brother.

Snooki

The Situation: Don't come over somebody's house at f*ckin' 5am & expect to play checkers.
Non-DTF Girl: I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!

Hello, Palace of Love ... CABS ARE HERE!

Pauly D

Nicole and Ryder, their communications are hysterical, they don't really talk to each other, they more or less grunt.

JWoww

I'm not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something ... so I was gonna feed them worms.

Snooki

Angelina's so big, dawg, she broke the bed, dawg.

The Situation

My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.

The Situation

I like my boobs.

JWoww
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